Friday, December 31, 2010

Akka with Sonia and Manmohan

Sonia Gandhi was in a hurry to meet ManMohan singh on an important discussion.  She called him over satellite phone, but was not reachable, she tried on his land line..but it was no use.  Then she called his secretary, but secretary said from last few days he was unreachable. 

With a frustration, and dejection, she came down to her residence.  Sitting quietly and thinking what to do, then she saw an post-it note on her laptop saying..please call ********91, and the note carried Manmohan Singh name.  She was surprised, so far, Manmohanji had given all his numbers, how come this I didn’t get, with this surprise she called that number, then the dialogues happened is as detailed below.

Sonia : Is this ***********91

That side : Yes, tell me (a female voice)

Sonia : Can I speak to Manmohan Singh

That side : No, He is not there, sorry wrong number

Sonia : I found this number on a post-it on my Laptop, and with a note Please call – Manmohansingh

That side : Madam, may I know who is this

Sonia : Am Sonia Gandhi, RPM of india.

That side: RPM means

Sonia : Oh Oh…what is this, I want to enquire about Manmohansingh, but you are interrogating me.  Tell who are you? Has he spoken to you any chance, can you tell me where he is.
That side : Oh ya, he came here, he wanted to check his EPF account, he got the answer and went off.

Sonia : Can  you give his contact number?

That side : at present he is reachable on ********8

Sonia : Ok, I will reach him, and she dials that number

Manmohan Singh : Hi Soniaji, how are you?

Sonia : Hi Manmohan Singhji, where are you, am tracing for you from many hours, what happened.

Manmohansingh : Ya,sorry madam, today is last day of the year 2010, and the whole world celebrates this day as new year eve, and on this day, I wanted to wish one person who is fortunate to born on this day, and which whole world celebrates.  She is none other than busy lady in the Koravangala Group – Black Long Hair antha…

Sonia : What, what is the meaning of the name Black Long Hair

Manmohansingh : Wait, I will put her on telecall, you can ask her only, and he connects

Sonia :Hi, wish you a wonderful happy birthday, I would like to know the meaning of what manmohan singhji is telling.

That side : Ooh..that is easy, It is as easy riding a scooty, without 
any mirror.  Black=Krishna, Long hair=Veni…so Krishna Veni.

Both Manmohan Singh, Sonia pulls all their cabinet ministers, and orders a big cake, with a quote on the cake

“Please contact for any HR, ESI, PF, Labour Act, VAT, Central Excise, Service Tax, Income Tax, Life Insurance…..Black Long Hair, and Wonderful wishes on her birthday”

Let us wish the busy lady of our family a wonderful day on her day.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Anna - Nammanna

A Scene from Mahabharatha during Kamsa Rule, after giving birth  to Krishna, Vasudeva as per the divine instructions, he decides to shift the child to Yashoda in Mathura. 

After coming joining back Devaki, the dialogues happened between Devaki and Vasudeva

Devaki : Swami, our 7th child also not with us, what to do. He was born in Rohini Naksatra, Vrushabha Rashi, don’t know, any one will born with that star power with this kind of dashing entry in to this world

Vasudeva : Not to worry much on this, always people will born with star and power.  It repeats in all the yugas.  Don’t worry.  As per what krishna told me, when I was crossing the Yamuna river, in my ears, there is one fortunate kid, who is going to born to Shiva-Parvathi, on the 26th Day of December 1966..and...  

Devaki : Really swami, I can’t believe this.

Vasudeva : Yes, Devaki, he will bring fortune to shiva-parvathi.   And he will be the bundle of knowledge when it comes to taxation, and he will be known for meticulous planning, patience and perseverance.

Devaki : Ooh wonderful, i wish him all the success, and also I urge his grandfather Rangaswamy to name him as Vasudeva aka Vijayakrishna. 

Vasudeva : That is so kind of you devaki, let us wish Vasudeva aka Vijayakrishna a wonderful birthday, let his ambitions, desires comes true on this day and forever.

The blessed flowers, garlands showers on the blue eyed boy of our family who is elder in all respects.

Let us join our hands on this memorable day for him, the success and happiness follows like a shadow in the light.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

ದುರ್ಗಾಷ್ಟಮಿ ಹಬ್ಬದ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು

ಸ್ನೇಹಿತನ ಜೊತೆ ಒಂದು ಸಂವಾದ - ಜಂಗಮ ಗಂಟೆಯಲ್ಲಿ - ದಸರಾ ಹಬ್ಬದ ಸಮಯದಲ್ಲಿ

ಸತೀಶ : ಏನ್ ಗುರು ಏನ್ ಸಮಾಚಾರ? ಹೆಂಗಿದ್ದೀಯ?

ನಾನು (ಉಪೇಂದ್ರ ಅಲ್ಲ): ಆರಾಮು ಗುರು..ನಡೀತಾ ಇದೆ ಜೀವನ

ಸತೀಶ : ಇವತ್ತು ರಜ ಇಲ್ವಾ?

ನಾನು (ಉಪೇಂದ್ರ ಅಲ್ಲ): ಇಲ್ಲ ರಜ ಯಾಕೆ?

ಸತೀಶ : ದುರ್ಗಾಷ್ಟಮಿ, ಆಯುಧಪೂಜೆ, ವಿಜಯದಶಮಿಗೆ ರಜ ಕೊಡೋಲ್ವ

ನಾನು (ಉಪೇಂದ್ರ ಅಲ್ಲ): ಆಯುಧಪೂಜೆ, ವಿಜಯದಶಮಿಗೆ ರಜ ಕೊಡ್ತಾರೆ, ಆದರೆ ದುರ್ಗಾಷ್ಟಮಿ ಯಾಕೆ?

ಸತೀಶ : ದುರ್ಗಾಷ್ಟಮಿಗೂ ಕೊಡಬೇಕಪ್ಪ..

ನಾನು (ಉಪೇಂದ್ರ ಅಲ್ಲ): ಅದು "ಆಪ್ತಮಿತ್ರ" ದಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾತ್ರ 

ಸತೀಶ :ಯಾಕೋ ಆ ಚಿತ್ರದಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾತ್ರ ಕೊಡೋದು 

ನಾನು (ಉಪೇಂದ್ರ ಅಲ್ಲ): ಯಾಕಂದ್ರೆ ನಾಗವಲ್ಲಿ ವಿಜಯನ ಸಾಯಿಸಬೇಕಲ್ಲ ಅದಕ್ಕೆರಜ ಬೇಡವ.. :-)

ಇಬ್ಬರೂ : ನಿನ್ನಂಥ ಕ್ರಾಕು ಇಲ್ಲ ನನ್ನಂಥ ಲೂಸು ಇಲ್ಲ 

ಇಬ್ಬರು ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ತುಂಬಾ ನಕ್ಕು ಜಂಗಮ ಗಂಟೆಯನ್ನು ಇಟ್ಟೆವು.

ನೇನ್ರಾ ...... ನಾಗವಲ್ಲಿ.....ದುರ್ಗಾಷ್ಟಮಿ ಹಬ್ಬದ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು!!!!

Call from Tele-marketter

Tele-caller (Male) : Hello Sir, May i speak to Mr.Srikanth

Sri : Yes, Sri here

Tele-caller : Can I take your few minutes

Sri : What for, regarding

Tele-caller : Am calling from Standard Chartered Bank, your name had been selected for Plantinum card, with higher credit limit, insurance bla..bla...

Sri : Am Married

Tele-caller : Long pause.......after 20 seconds, he talks again " Sir this call is from the bank, not from matrimonial"

Sri : I know

Tele-caller: I didnt get you?

Sri : Am married, my wife is there, so i don't require a credit card

Tele-caller : Sir, even married people also uses credit card

Sri : But, i know to handle only one liability at a time..Thanks for calling

Tele-caller : A big laugh, and says " Nice talking to you"

Friday, December 17, 2010

Wonder couple Jnaneshwara+Asha=Jnanasha

Tree - Hi Grass, how are you, am really grateful to you, without you, icant grow tall, and i cant hold My roots properly.

Grass - Hi Tree, no thanks and all, we are good friends, with out you, i would have dried in the scorching sun, flow of rains, and chilling wind, you are the one who is standing tall and protecting us.

Tree- Let me understand, you so short in height, but still, you are strong enough to hold your ground, how it is possible

Grass- It shows, power, and knowledge doesnt depend on the heights, it depends on the heights of knowledge,  Like our Jnaneshawara,his name itself, says, he is the king of  knowledge, but still he is humble, quick witted, sense of humor is high, that is the attitude i have, so i can hold my ground strongly

Tree- Sooper interpretation, i like this, 

Grass- Let me understand, you are so tall, you have so many branches, but still you unite all and give shadow to all who rests beneath you, how this is possible

Tree-It is because, i have n number of branches, but all branches shows  the various knowledge anyone posses, like Devi in Koravangala Family,  if you look at her sparkling eyes, automatically  you will fold your hands and salute her, she is good in fine arts let it be dance, music, arts and crafts, you name it, she possess  the  knowledge.  But all these knowledge are deep rooted in her.  In the same way, i too have same root, but varieties of branches.

Grass-I guess, today is something special in their life, the Jnana=Root of              knowledge, and Asha= The desire to acquire the knowledge became Jnanaasha on this day, three years back.  So it is their D-Day

Tree & Grass-To hold the tree grasses are there...when grasses are will get hold the knowledge and desire both are faces of the same coin.

All the grasses had a nice swing to generate breezy cool wind, the branches of the tree, the leaves, the flowers, the fruits filled the path of Jnanasha to wish them a wonderful moments on their wonderful day.

Wish you a wonderful anniversary for a wonderful couple in our family

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Two stalwarts in their own backyards

The dialogues between two stalwarts in their own back yard.

Character A :  After the movie Endhiran, people set the standard  
                         too high for me, I don’t know how to take up the  
                         next role

Character B : That is easy man, sign for a movie with new director,  
                        coz, now  by this time, all of your directors used 
                        their creative energy to glorify you and your 
                        mannerisms, only new director can pump in the 
                        required enthusiasm to create magic with your star

Character A : ya, I guess, what you are pointing is the right thing, 
                        that’s great idea.  Appreciate your ideas

Character B : Hey no worries, there is no need to say thanks, 
                        appreciation and all, after all are good friends.

Character A : I heard from one of my friend, who has similar name 
                        of mine,  in Sarjapura outer ring road that, you are  
                        organizing so many events, fund raising concepts 
                        with innovative ideas, why can’t you write a   
                        innovative script for me.  I will extend whatever  
                        support you require.

Character B: Me, writing scripts, don’t joke, I used to write, but 
                       only on small canvas not on a big man like you.
                       No, I guess, I cant, don’t force me

Character A : hey no, you can do it, take this 1 Million Dollar as 
                       advance on your birthday, and start writing script 
                       for me, will start the shooting in the year end 

Character B : That’s nice of you, you remember my Birthday, 
                        that’s great, am too happy by your gesture, you are  
                        a super star and you remember my d-day, so nice of 
                        you, don’t worry, I will do as requested, I will make 
                        sure you will stand above the expectation level of 
                        your fans

Character A :  and finally many many happy returns of the day, 
                         wish you a wonderful day, year ahead.

Character B:  Hey thank you so much, here is the surprise package 
                        for you, a well written script for your next movie, on  
                       your wonderful birthday.

Character A : That’s great, what a friendship is ours, we share the 
                        same day as our birthday, super, this is called the 
                        real gem in our friendship. Thank you once again, 
                        wish you a wonderful birthday, and new year ahead

Character B : Wish you too a wonderful birthday, and new year 
                        ahead, please let me know when we can start the 
                        shooting of the new movie. 

Character A : I will mail you the details, to the alias, 

Character B : Ok, let us meet again on the muhurath day of your 
                        next venture

Two wonderful people sharing the same day as their birthday...let us wish them a wonderful happiness, life filled happiness, and a glorious new year year ahead.