Tele-caller (Male) : Hello Sir, May i speak to Mr.Srikanth
Sri : Yes, Sri here
Tele-caller : Can I take your few minutes
Sri : What for, regarding
Tele-caller : Am calling from Standard Chartered Bank, your name had been selected for Plantinum card, with higher credit limit, insurance bla..bla...
Sri : Am Married
Tele-caller : Long pause.......after 20 seconds, he talks again " Sir this call is from the bank, not from matrimonial"
Sri : I know
Tele-caller: I didnt get you?
Sri : Am married, my wife is there, so i don't require a credit card
Tele-caller : Sir, even married people also uses credit card
Sri : But, i know to handle only one liability at a time..Thanks for calling
Tele-caller : A big laugh, and says " Nice talking to you"